Thursday, September 29, 2011

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Auxiliar Meetings, the New School, and Books

This past Thursday and Friday the first series of meetings took place for all the English-speaking people who are teaching in the Community of Madrid. There are about 1,500 of us who will be placed in different schools in and around Madrid. The total cost for the Community of Madrid to operate our program is over 15 million euros, and has grown quite quickly; for the last three years, they have added 500 new auxiliar positions each year. It doesn't hurt that the president of the C. of M. has made it her personal goal that the region be bilingual or trilingual.

On a more serious note, I found out that my school serves lunch to all of it staff for free. When I say "more serious," I mean more seriously awesome. That's very good for me! I can imagine myself stuffing my pockets with packs of sugar and canned tuna to hoard back at my apartment. Then I think again, realizing how pathetic that would look, and decide that it would be quite humiliating to be discovered to have a stash of canned tuna hidden in my apartment; perhaps under my bed, or throughout the house, tucked in all the nooks and crannies.

I walked by my school the other day, and even before the school was in sight, I noticed what looked like a small, stationary dust devil such as can be seen in remote regions of the desert in southwestern American states. As I drew closer, I realized that this was no meteorological anomaly, this was the result of (seemingly) thousands of tiny Spaniards capering around in the haze of dust that covered half of a city block. As I navigated my way around the prison fence that held in the small ones, I was filled with the dreadful premonition that the Community of Madrid had suckered us American into being recess monitors. I decided to not dwell on that premonition lest I lose my courage.

Since I am about to start a new chapter with the commencement of my work as an auxiliar at Colegio Dulcinea, I decided that I will also start a new chapter on my blog and write some impressions of books that I have been reading, since they are an integral part to my experience, no matter where I may be geographically. I just finished The Three Musketeers. For anyone who has read that book, you may identify with me when I say that it can get a bit tiresome by the end. Alexandre Dumas weaves his plot together by a series of uncanny coincidences, most of which involve an intercepted letter or an unexpected meeting. It seemed to have bias against women; they were either side characters with no significant role, unsuspecting victims, or evil villains.


So now I'm reading Uncle Tom's Cabin, which is amazing. It didn't interest me the last time I looked at it, (13 years ago) but now it's a great read. Harriet Beecher Stowe's descriptions somehow reveal more about each character in one paragraph than Clive Cussler could tell us in an entire book. Really good stuff. That's why it's a classic.

Sunday, September 18, 2011


Moving

"The only thing that's permanent is change:" this is the type of pithy remark that gets thrown in your face when you are complaining about an unwelcome change. In my case, however, I am excited about my change; to move to the city where I will begin teaching classes come the first of October. I have been living with an impromptu "host family" since August 30th, and now I am moving out, starting tomorrow. The new apartment is a sixth-floor flat which has a view of the old city center of Alcala de Henares. I met my flatmate three days ago; I still don't remember much of what he said to me or even what his name is because of his soft-spoken manner and thick Tenerife accent. He's a nice guy, though, and I'm sure I will be able to figure out what he is saying before long.    

This weekend was marked by a fun trip to the foothills of the Sierra de Madrid, which are not far west from the city itself. About 20 Spanish university students all came together to host a good-bye party for Marcos, a student who will be leaving to study in London for six months. Elena, one of the daughters of my host-family, invited me to go. After winding our way through the serpentine web of alleys that compose the town that has grown up around El Escorial, we finally found our destination, a slightly-decrepit three-story house. The views from said house were incredible; from the windows we could see the four towers of Madrid, which were almost 29 miles away. The house had access to several mountainous trails, which I took advantage of during the day on saturday while the Spaniards were having their siesta time. I managed to get within 15 feet of a little Spanish deer before scaring it away; if that deer is typical, then Spanish deer are much smaller and reddish-brown colored with black and white tails. Honestly, I have been getting sick of the cramped quarters around here and it felt SO good to get outside for the weekend and breathe and walk and not hear awful music blasting from crummy car stereos. The city can offer many things, but it does not offer peaceful getaways. Fortunately, my new apartment is a bike ride away from a small, craggy mountain that will be sure to provide an escape whenever I need it.

There were some great conversations that took place at the hostel. I was not the only Christ-follower there, which made me feel great. Another girl, Esther, also believes in the message of the Bible and is involved in the unending process of figuring out how to apply that message to all parts of her life. Consequently, we had some very good conversations on faith, witness, and community in the church. I am looking forward to finding a permanent church near my new apartment, which shouldn't be hard to do since there are about four convents which I can see from my balcony window. It's so easy to take church community for granted in Grand Rapids because the culture of Grand Rapids is "churchy" whereas here in Spain there is a general anti-church or anti-religious sentiment. I personally experienced this over the weekend; as Esther and I were talking about our faith, church and Numa, (apparently Rob Bell's reach has extended to Brazil and Spain through his Numa series) some of the other students that were there became irritated with us for bringing up issues of faith. They called it "divisive." I, on the other hand, would say that by not bringing up "divisive" issues, we are doing everyone a disservice by not doing our best to make them think about why they are alive and what their ultimate purpose and meaning is. What surprised me the most about the conversations I had with the Spanish students I met this weekend was their relative ignorance of the content of the Bible. At times, I felt like a Sunday-school teacher, but of course I took the conversation seriously. If someone doesn't know what the Bible says on a certain subject, then it's a great avenue for conversation.

I'm glad to know that two friends of mine, Elle and Tatchja, have recently arrived in Madrid and are getting settled in as they prepare to teach at different schools in the Madrid area which are also participating in the "hire foreign teachers" program. Interestingly, I heard from my host mom, who is a teacher, that the Spanish teachers are all upset because the Spanish government has been using Irish teachers not only to teach English, but other subjects as well. Apparently the Irish are willing to do it for lower rates, or are unaware that they are being suckered into doing more than they should. Either way, if my school tells me that I am the new math teacher, first I will tell them that I forgot everything that I learned in school (which wasn't that much to begin with,) and then I will proceed to inform them that I have been previously informed as to the deceptive nature of the game they are trying to play. In other words, I will tell them they can find somebody else; I'm here as an English teacher.

Friday, September 16, 2011

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Sept. 11 in Spain

I just watched a Spanish television program that featured a Spanish man interviewing Muslims in Spain. The interviews were all quite provocative, but the last interview was somewhat chilling. The interviewer found a man who had been jailed in Guantanamo, and asked him about the experience. The Muslim man responded that it was an awful, unforgettable experience and that he didn't want to talk about it. The interviewer went on to ask the man if he hated Westerners in general, and he said "no, just Americans." As the interview went on, they asked him what he did for work, and he said that he didn't work, but just lived with his family in Torrejon de Ardoz...That's where I live! He said he couldn't sleep and walked the streets of Torrejon all night...What a creepy thing to see on TV on the 10th anniversary of September 11. It's weird seeing how Spanish TV likes to separate Spain from the US when the US is seen in a negative light. That's what I call a fair weather friend.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The First Week

               It has been an interesting first nine days for me so far. When I flew in to Madrid, I could tell I was somehow getting sick. So I was sick for six of my first nine days. On the third day, I had to begin to learn how to give classes to the screaming masses of pampered Spanish niƱos. On Monday the fifth of September, I had to give my first class. It turned out okay. With teaching, it seems that you can only really figure what it is like after you have taught a class or two. Tuesday I had the worst kids ever; what the Spanish call "diablillos," or "little devils." I decided that I needed to teach a few less classes to get by when October comes around and my other teaching job starts in a nearby town. When I volunteered to teach 16 hours a week, nobody mentioned to me that meant prepared 16 different classes! That´s ridiculous. So I have about ten now, which is still far too much for me to feel comfortable with. This week is just hectic. I am still trying to struggle through the putrid bureaucratic quagmire which separates me from the holy grail of all documents for any foreigner in Spain: the N.I.E. and the foreigner´s identity card. I can say that I am very grateful for the help that my host family has offered me. That has eased the transition considerably, but also compounded it in certain ways. For example, I can´t drive over here, and I have to endure the jerks, sudden stops and indecisive maneuverings of the daughter of my temporary host family. Let´s not talk about parallel parking please; although even such a lengthy conversation as that would pale in the face of the amount of time it takes my host-driver to park a ten-foot-long Peugot hatchback in a twenty-foot-long wide open parking spot. I admit, that was bordering on a rant, I digress.
            Other happenings-this one is really interesting! Elena, two friends and I went out for tapas to a local place called Juncales one evening this week, and as we were eating, I suddenly felt that strange sensation that you can get when one feels that somebody or something  is coveting what you have. In this case, I sensed that something, in addition to myself, had developed a hankering for my juicy grilled meat tapas that our waiter had just delivered. After taking a furtive glance or two around to try to locate the source of these unwanted looks, I realized that the aggressor was none other than a shifty Spanish hawk perched on a chair next to its owner! From its scaly claws to its beady eyes, it probably weighed about 10 pounds. That´s a shot in the dark, but since I had to go ask about it, I found out that it´s called an "azor" and can hunt and kill rabbit-sized animals. Wild. Well actually it was tame. But I had never seen that before. 
            Another night Elena, one of the daughters of my host "mom," took me in to Madrid to take Rachael Luce, a friend of mine, from the airport to the train station in Madrid. It was fun to see somebody I knew in such a faraway locale such as Madrid. I will be sure to update this blog faithfully, since it helps people know what I am up to. If you have gotten this far in reading, you might as well leave a comment or two!

Bendiciones!

-Phil